Doggie-paddle-tastic

Hello! Is me .. Lexie! Ow fings? Well pals, as you might know, I dus like to swim heehee. I fink I may of mentioned it a few times ;).

Anywoof, mum and dad luvs to see me enjoyin ma Skamper Ramp. I dussnt be scared of the pool any more and can get in an out easily wiv ma ramp. See ma uvva post for a better look at da ramp ere.

Coz they dus be scoobin divers they got all their gear at da pool for practisin so they decided wod be fun to filum me from under the wata coz they fink ma legs is so funny happarently!! Pftttt cheek! I am like a glidin swan I says ;).

So there you go, doggie paddle from under the water courtesy of the dad! Oh, ignore mum showin her amazin underwater skils (NOT) for the camera. She is a right silly moo ;).

Fanx ma pals ... paddles off ... paddle paddle paddle

I's only bin here five minutes!

Cor blimey, would you Adam and Eve it! I only bin here for a teesyweensy tiny bit of time and two wonderful pals wot I know has given ma blog da Honest Scrap award. As instructed, I am followin da instructions wot I as to do to repay dis great compliment to some ova pals wot I luvs.  Fing is not all of dems  as blogs but i dussnt care bout dat dey is still da best! First of all, here is a pictcha of da award:

Second to come I fank ma two friends @cokiethecat and my great new friend wot is called @mrsfiddlesticks! Dat is great name init? Ok so, accordings to da rooles I now has to do dis fing where I tells you 10 fings bout me which you was hunaware of and den I tell you ten over pals wot I fink you shud get dat award too. Off we toddle then:

1. I live on a boat (heehee i know you probly know dat one!) oh i guess dat is no right to use dat one how bout 1a) i as psychic powers to will ma mum to open da fridge door to give me da cheese or ham wot i dus LUV!
2. I is bery frighten of big black bin bags.
3. I am a holympic swimmer and da most wot i swum is 1.5 miles wivout stoppin from Hoo to Upnor.
4. I has ad all me gubbinses removed for da healf and safety of ma womb and dat so i dussnt never as had no baby Lexies but if I did they would be ---- GORJUS!
5. I once took part in a doggie downathon and met Peter Purvis at da event (well he walked past me anway - that still counts right?).
6. I luvs mud - oh yes I sure do. I loves to roll in it. I also lubs rolling in fox poo, rabbit poo, horsey poo mmmmm smelllyyyyyy.
7. I luvs to DJ at pawpawties. If you wants a toon anytime, you let me know. I as a DJ page at www.blip.fm/dogstoyevsky.
8. Mum call me Dogstoyevsky coz she lub to read dem Russian books by Dostoevsky!
9. I once did ate a whole packet of extra strong mints.
10. I has got a pet passport so I can go travellin wiv ma mum and dad.

So now ma dear friends wot it readin dis bloggie, I is gonna tell ya bout some great pals wot I am awardin dis ... erm ... award to! Yes, here we go:

• @marleyterrier - ma bestest border terier pal in da whole world, very funny and always give me is last rolo.
• @pasikas - my wonderful scottish friend. She never fails to make melarf and I luvs to see her pop up on Twitta.
• @henryandfriends - he is da most wonderful bear wot I knows
• @tweetypie54 - makes me feel all warm and loved inside
• @frugaldougal - that doggie has da biggest heart and does wonderful fings for anipals
• @mattiedog - the cutest shih tzu i ever saw and he luvs a bit of bling.
• @oatiedog - she is gorgeous, kind and just makes you wanna cuddle her right up.
• @sydpie - very funny, very girly but most of all aint afraid to nick a sausage or two.
• @diamondbertie - he is exacly that! A diamond geezer!
• @OllyTed - i luvs goin to #keepfits wiv ma lickle bear pal! he sure knows how to do dem stretches.

Is very hard to say bout only 10 because I can fink of 100s and 100s! I av so many wonderful pals on twitta and I am so appy to have found you all.

So long, farewell, auf wiedersen, adieu .. dis dus be da Lexie signin off.